how naked is naked?

how naked is naked? said i
there's only one kind, said you
we completely disagree, said i
but nude is nude! said you
not nearly true, said i
do tell, said you
care to see for yourself? said i
double-dare you to! said you
not sure you're nearly ready, said i
sounds like a cop-out, said you
calling my bluff? said i
in the buff! said you
very clever, said i
which stage of naked is this? said you
the most basic kind, said i
parlez-vous français? said you
pardon my french, but you're practically dressed! said i
oh no you didn't! said you
care to reveal the rest? said i
now you've really lost me, said you
ready to lose even more? said i
ready as i'll ever be, said you
close your eyes, said i
closed them tight, said you
clear your mind entirely, said i
shouldn't be too hard, said you
cheeky, said i
well thanks for noticing! said you
i'm just getting started, said i

OHHHHHHH!!! said you
don't mention it, thought i

cat must have got your tongue after that