the good, the bad and the terribly tailored

i'm almost certain
that most of these
city investors
& business
professionals
have copies of GQ
strewn about
their imported
winsome oak
coffee tables
so why haven't
the majority
of them
bothered to
flip through
even just a
few of the pages?
there is enough
worsted spun
vicuna fabric
sagging and sauntering
on bay street these days
that if you brought in
even just a few good tailors
and their measuring tapes
you'd have enough
trimmed excess
left over to dress
all the slums
in all the cities
in all the world
in peak lapel
double-breasted
power suits

they'd stil have their cars to tell em apart