Thursday, September 3, 2009

charles bridge is falling down

i pee'd out the hotel window
more so on the ledge really
my mom wasn't too pleased
but she wasn't mad either
she knows it's in my genes
absinthe surely shares in the credit
i denied doing it
like i always do
when i'm fast asleep
i hear all all about it in the morning
and wonder how i'll ever keep a wife
with this sleepwalk peeing disease

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